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Post by ClusterLizzy on Oct 8, 2010 17:16:07 GMT -5
"My First Kiss" 3OH!3 w/ Kesha
My first kiss went a little like this [*kiss*] and twist [*kiss* *kiss*] and twist Well my first kiss went a little like this [*kiss*] and twist [*kiss* *kiss*] and twist
I said no more teachers and no more books I got a kiss under the bleachers hopin' that nobody looked Lips like licorice, tongue like candy Excuse me miss, but can I get you out your panties?
In the back of the car On the way to the bar I got you on my lips (I got you on my lips) At the foot of the stairs with my fingers in your hair, baby this is it...
She won't ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way You know that I'd make her say Ooooooooooooooh Ooooooooooooooh She won't ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way You know that I'd make her say Ooooooooooooooh Ooooooooooooooh
My first kiss went a little like this...
I said no more sailors and no more soldiers With your name in a heart tattooed upon their shoulders Kisses like whiskey, it gets me drunk And I wake up in the morning with the taste of your tongue
In the back of the car On the way to the bar I got you on my lips (I got you on my lips) At the foot of the stairs with my fingers in your hair, baby this is it...
She won't ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way You know that I'd make her say Ooooooooooooooh Ooooooooooooooh She won't ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way You know that I'd make her say Ooooooooooooooh Ooooooooooooooh
My first kiss went a little like this [*kiss*] and twist [*kiss* *kiss*] and twist Well my first kiss went a little like this [*kiss*] and twist [*kiss* *kiss*] and twist
Yeah, she won't ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way You know that I'd make her say........
Ooooooooooooooh
She won't ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way You know that I'd make her say Ooooooooooooooh Ooooooooooooooh She won't ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way You know that I'd make her say Ooooooooooooooh Ooooooooooooooh
She won't ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way You know that I'd make her say.....
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Post by sunshine on Oct 8, 2010 21:08:45 GMT -5
This is the hottest thing (gag) that I have ever seen (dry heave)..a cover of "do you think im sexy" by.....wait for it.... TINY TIM!!!!!!! I think Im in love...gross.... reminds my of last summer visiting my mom, we were talking about tiny tim's wife and why anyone would marry him. Just to mess with her I suggested that he was probably really good in bed...she acted grossed out but she laughed so hard she cried... check this out, it is...well, words cannot describe it.....who ever thought that this was a good idea must have belonged to the Rick James school of coke-fueled musical inspirations....I need more cow-bell www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_jlF-sRqk
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Post by sunshine on Oct 8, 2010 22:01:37 GMT -5
The trappers song from tre parker and matt stones "Cannibal the Musical"
I can catch a helpless animal, Skin it with my bare hands. I wake up muddy, And I go to bed bloody, 'Cause I'm a trappin' man.
I can brave the nastiest weather. Weather! Even if it's 80 below. Below! My pa was an elephant, but that's irrelevant. My ma was an Eskimo.
I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast. Breakfast! With beaver butt on the side. The side! My mind's magnificent and my body no different. I'm full of trapper pride!
Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Rip their fur, cut their skin with my knife. Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho! One thing's for sure, there's nothing like a trappin' life!
I'm badder than the baddest sailor! Sailor! I make love to women to 10 feet tall. Good lord! I've got a chest of wonder and balls of thunder. I can break right through a wall.
I love the sound of metal, Metal! Snapping on an animal's head. Ka-chink! Sometimes they scamper Sometimes they whimper But they always end up dead.
(Interlude by Nutter) I've always wanted to be somebody Who didn't get pushed around. Now that I'm a trapper, I'm the meanest guy around. (Frenchy interrupts) Second meanest!
The blood of a fresh-cut rodent Is as sweet as brandy wine. And the brain of an antelope Tastes like cantaloupe. What a yummy life!
Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Rip their fur, cut their eyes out with my knife. Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
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Post by ClusterLizzy on Oct 14, 2010 8:48:24 GMT -5
"Cherish" Madonna
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Post by ClusterLizzy on Nov 20, 2010 10:07:43 GMT -5
"Poker Face" Lady Gaga
Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah
I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it) Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
I won't tell you that I love you Kiss or hug you Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (she's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
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Post by sunshine on Dec 5, 2010 2:28:43 GMT -5
the odds heterosexual man ...another great song from the early 1990's, the video features kevin, dave and mark from the kids in the hall-which helps explain the cross dressing! dave will always be the hottest girl! www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiI0ydrw_QUI wanna make every woman I see I wanna make every woman I see Do you know what's the matter with me? I'm a heterosexual man just a heterosexual man I wanna do every woman I know I wanna do it to them in their clothes I wanna make it with them, don't you know I'm a heterosexual man It's just a problem with my glands I'm a hetero...sexual, heterosexual man I'm a hetero...sexual, heterosexual man I wanna make every woman I see I wanna make every woman I see Maybe make 'em make a baby with me 'cause I'm a heterosexual man just a heterosexual man I wanna have every woman I know I wanna have them take off their clothes I'll make it with them unless they say no 'cause I'm a heterosexual man I'll make it with them whenever I can I'm a hetero...sexual, heterosexual man I'm a hetero...sexual, heterosexual man I'm a hetero...sexual duh, duh, duh, duh duh, duh, duh, duh I wanna get every girl on the globe We kiss and hug and then we disrobe It's a short curcuit in the frontal lobe I'm a heterosexual man It's just a problem with my glands I'm a hetero...sexual, heterosexual man I'm a hetero...sexual, heterosexual man...
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Post by ClusterLizzy on Dec 6, 2010 8:20:59 GMT -5
"Christmas Tree" Lady Gaga
Ra pa pam pam Ra pa pam pam Ra pa pam pam Ra pa pam pam
Light me up with me on top lets falalalalalalala Light me up with me on top lets falalalalalalala
The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree
Light me up with me on top lets falalalalalalala Light me up with me on top lets falalalalalalala
Ho ho ho under the mistle toe (Ra pa pam pam) Yes everybody knows (Ra pa pam pam) We will take off our clothes (Ra pa pam pam) Yes if you want us to we will
You oh oh oh Christmas My Christmas tree is delicious You oh oh oh Christmas My Christmas tree is delicious
[Space Cowboy sings] Light you up with you on top lets falalalala (lets go) Light you up with you on top lets falalalala (lets go)
Ho ho ho under the mistle toe (Ra pa pam pam) Yes everybody knows (Ra pa pam pam) We will take off our clothes (Ra pa pam pam) Yes if you want us to we will
[Lady GaGa sings] You oh oh oh Christmas My Christmas tree is delicious You oh oh oh Christmas My Christmas tree is delicious
Here here here (Ra pa pam pam) The best time of the year (Ra pa pam pam) Take off my stockings where? I`m spending christmas cheer Yes if you want us to we will
You oh oh oh christmas My Christmas tree is delicious You oh oh oh christmas My Christmas tree is delicious
Space Cowboy Lady GaGa Lady GaGa And she goes...
Space Cowboy Lady GaGa Lady GaGa Here we go..
Cherry! Cherry! Boom! Boom!
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Post by olga on Dec 16, 2010 15:20:24 GMT -5
I like the song Queen. Especially "who wants to live forever".it constantly humming, only I have no talent for music
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Post by beerbaron on Dec 18, 2010 12:20:31 GMT -5
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Cesare
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Let the winged Fancy roam, pleasure never is at home.
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Post by Cesare on Jan 2, 2011 6:36:05 GMT -5
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Post by ClusterLizzy on Jan 6, 2011 10:34:07 GMT -5
"misery" Maroon 5
Misery Oh yeah Oh yeah So scared of breaking it But you won't let it bend And I wrote two hundred letters I won't ever send Somehow it is cut so much Deeper then they seem You'd rather cover up I'd rather let them bleed So let me be And I'll set you free
[Chorus:] I am in misery There ain't nobody Who can comfort me Why won't you answer me? The silence is slowly killing me Girl you really got me bad You really got me bad I'm gonna get you back Gonna get you back
Your salty skin and how It mixes in with mine The way it feels to be Completely intertwined It's not that I didn't care It's that I didn't know It's not what I didn't feel, It's what I didn't show So let me be And I'll set you free
[Chorus]
Say your faith is shaken You may be mistaken You keep me wide awake and Waiting for the sun I'm desperate and confused So far away from you I'm getting here Don't care where I have to go
Why do you do what you do to me, yeah Why won't you answer me, answer me yeah Why do you do what you do to me yeah Why won't you answer me, answer me yeah
[Chorus]
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Post by Goblin on Jan 11, 2011 18:03:51 GMT -5
Love Song - Bill Bailey A comic tribute to ballads - cracks me up ;D www.youtube.com/watch?v=js4GepPNQroI was alone, my heart was cold, it was a stone I was so lonely like a stone, there was no moss And when I danced, I danced alone But then I did not dance because I was alone So I did not dance I shuffled through life invisible to all the happy couples Who would mock me with their merry laughter (ha ha ha) The only sound I heard in my lonely silent world Was the rusty hammer of my heart Nailing at the hatred in my soul But then you came... And my life was turned upside down You showed me the beauty of the things that I had never seen Like the snowflake that melts on the eyelash of a startled deer Or the painting of a dog that wears a deerstalker and smokes a pipe That made you laugh so heartily but I had previously thought was mawkish rubbish Or the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love transforms this simple act Into an anthropomorphic drama, where Mr Duck's embarrassed And the other ducks are laughing (quack quack quack quack) And then you left... And I have died a thousand deaths And I will die a thousand more I thought you were an angel You turned out to be a whore Everything has turned to dust When you betrayed my trust Is infected with a plague When you had to sleep with Craig 'Oh he's so sensitive - he's got a tattoo' Yeah, carving your name with a compass in my forehead Was not enough for you... The snowflake on the eye of the deer has turned to pus That oozes from an open wound The deer, now blinded, stumbles into a ravine The duck lies shredded in a pancake Drowning in the hoi sin of your lies The dog has moved from the pipe to 60 cigarettes a day And coughs away his life In the cold neon research lab of your betrayal Of your betrayal
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Post by beerbaron on Jan 16, 2011 21:25:14 GMT -5
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Happier, more spiritual than ever
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Post by Karen on Jan 23, 2011 2:37:49 GMT -5
`Fire In The Head, We Come From Monkeys, Four Jacks', by Emerald Rose `QuickSilver, Immortal', by The Cruxshadows
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Post by kaniac on Jan 23, 2011 13:53:25 GMT -5
Lovely by Sara Haze and Ain't No Grave by Crooked Still. they are both from soundtracks (ruby s2/trueblood s1)
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