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Post by Goblin on May 27, 2008 17:01:00 GMT -5
I'm guessing my man-deterrant trick of cracking a walnut with one hand would have the opposite effect on Varrtan LOL
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Post by varrtan on May 27, 2008 18:05:18 GMT -5
Wow, you rule.
My sister used to work in a car parts store, and she told me a story about a little bit of fun she would have making fun of poor unsuspecting men. When they would buy car batteries, she would carefully balance it on her hand, so she would walk out carrying it so that it looked like it was light and then hand it to them, causing them to stumble while trying to keep from dropping it. Mean, but kind of amusing I guess.
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Post by varrtan on May 28, 2008 15:16:59 GMT -5
How about: "If I had a boner, would you hammer it in the morning?"
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Post by type13 on May 30, 2008 0:56:24 GMT -5
Wow, you rule. My sister used to work in a car parts store, and she told me a story about a little bit of fun she would have making fun of poor unsuspecting men. When they would buy car batteries, she would carefully balance it on her hand, so she would walk out carrying it so that it looked like it was light and then hand it to them, causing them to stumble while trying to keep from dropping it. Mean, but kind of amusing I guess. Let me get this right...she balances a car battery on her hand? And nobody receiving a car battery that way would stumble. they would just drop it. The only light weight batteries i have seen are for lawn mowers. And typical auto parts stores dont hand you stuff, they put it on the counter for you to take away. Balancing a car battery on ones hand is kind of a serious physical feat. Is your sister "Nadine" from Twin Peaks? Something not right here.
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Post by varrtan on May 30, 2008 2:27:28 GMT -5
As I understand it, she's essentially carrying the battery on her shoulder, with her hand pinned between the battery and her shoulder. However, I didn't see it being done.
Also, if Goblin were trying to deter me by cracking a walnut with her hand, I would hopefully take the hint. I would none the less think it was pretty cool.
angryatnumbers' pickup line was actually good if you ask me, assuming it's said to someone who is a good sport. So maybe it should be disqualified.
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Post by type13 on May 30, 2008 15:35:43 GMT -5
As I understand it, she's essentially carrying the battery on her shoulder, with her hand pinned between the battery and her shoulder. However, I didn't see it being done. Also, if Goblin were trying to deter me by cracking a walnut with her hand, I would hopefully take the hint. I would none the less think it was pretty cool. angryatnumbers' pickup line was actually good if you ask me, assuming it's said to someone who is a good sport. So maybe it should be disqualified. Are you sure you know what a car battery is? If I were an employer, and I learned an employee was carrying car batteries on their sholder, then i would terminate them for such carelessness, let alone the trick of tossing it on a buyer.
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Post by angryatnumbers on May 30, 2008 16:53:01 GMT -5
why thank you varrtan, that was a nice thing to say...a not so nice thing to say: I want to stir you like a pig stirs a fat man! type 13: of course you would, but some people have a sense of humor!
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Post by type13 on May 30, 2008 23:26:39 GMT -5
why thank you varrtan, that was a nice thing to say...a not so nice thing to say: I want to stir you like a pig stirs a fat man! type 13: of course you would, but some people have a sense of humor! OK
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Post by angryatnumbers on May 31, 2008 13:57:34 GMT -5
The joke is that this is a thread about cheesy pickup lines that turned into an argument about car batteries...
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Post by Goblin on May 31, 2008 16:22:58 GMT -5
Well, if it's cheese you want...
Any of you ladies remember that Native American guy from Timeless Destinations? He asked me what my name was, and when I said Goblin, he gave me the sleaziest grin and said "So - what exactly are you gobbling?"
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Post by varrtan on May 31, 2008 16:29:44 GMT -5
Not a pickup line, but related. I played an online multiplayer video game once and I observed a male character flirting with a female character, and the female character shunned his advances, so the male character took poison and died in front of her. I thought that was kind of clever.
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Post by Thespyma on Jun 3, 2008 10:20:22 GMT -5
I once had a guy approach my table at the college student union building and tell me that he would kill himself if I did not go out with him. He thought it was being romantic. It was, needless to say NOT a turn on.
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Post by varrtan on Jun 3, 2008 22:40:42 GMT -5
From the show fishmasters:
Him: Do you like apples? Her: Yes Him: I'd like to (bleep censored censored bleep bleep censored censored bleep), how about those apples?
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Post by angryatnumbers on Jul 8, 2008 19:01:37 GMT -5
at a club many years ago "number 1 crush" by garbage was playing an some dork grabbed my arm and tried to lick it and sang along with the song "i would die for you"..then he asked if he could lick me and I told him to never touch me again unless he wanted to choke on his own teeth....the meat market of LA is soo not my scene
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Post by varrtan on Jul 27, 2008 3:47:26 GMT -5
So, is "little dickie" available on disc or online somewhere?
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