Rodemy
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"The earth below you, the sky above you, the ladder within you."
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Post by Rodemy on Dec 4, 2009 13:40:29 GMT -5
The funniest moments IMO are the following (besides some poems by 790 and Kai's deadisms, of course):
2.13 Twilight
(As the zombies start walking towards Stan and Xev) Stan: What are they? Xev: Neighbours.
(Later in the same episode) Stan: What do they want? Xev: Dinner. Stan: Dinner? - but we don't have any dinner. Xev: We are dinner. Stan: What - we're what, we're dinner? Us? Them? Oh boy.
3.04 Boomtown
Kai: The dead cannot be seduced. Bunny: I don't understand. Kai: Bunny - I am dead. Bunny: No you're not. Kai: Yes I am. (He demonstrates that by slicing off his hand with his brace. He wiggles his fingers and then reattaches his hand.) Bunny: That's a neat trick. Do other parts of you perform that well? Xev: No. Other parts do not perform at all. You'll have to get your satisfaction elsewhere. Kai: Likewise, Xev.
That last sentence is hysterical!
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Vael
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Post by Vael on Dec 5, 2009 6:25:50 GMT -5
Kai's deadpan had me in stitches.
STAN: I can't believe I didn't think of this before, how could I be so stupid? KAI: There are many ways
The understated delivery was just gold.
My all time favourite would have to be the interchange between Kai and Stan when Kai is sent to assasinate the Dark Lady in Woz:
KAI: We have come for the Dark Lady DARK: What do you want with her? KAI: We are coming on behalf of the Wozzard STAN: Oh, you didn't have to say that! DARK: What for? KAI: To kill her DARK: The Dark Lady is gone. Now you should leave too. Goodbye KAI: They will not let us in STAN: Well, that's a big surprise
Kai is completely oblivious, and Stan equally disbelieving. I laughed so much.
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Post by Goblin on Dec 5, 2009 20:51:45 GMT -5
So many funny moments...
There's one bit in Yo Way Yo - when the Noah takes off, and there's a picture on the side of the rocket - Longbore as a body builder, complete with yellow posing pouch ;D
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Cluster
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Post by Cluster on Dec 24, 2009 10:31:34 GMT -5
In one of the first few episodes of season 4, Stan and the little kid are stuck up on the wall. The boy betrays Prince, stabs him, steals his ID card and runs off. Prince then convinces Stanley to help him, and when Stan finds out Prince tricked him again he says (while dropping Prince on the floor), 'oh you are SO evil'. I always loved that line
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varrtan
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Post by varrtan on Dec 28, 2009 14:43:55 GMT -5
I think it's in Apocolexx Now, on the tv a news person is saying that some tourists had gone missing until they:
"... turned themselves into a Belgian tour bus. Err... turned themselves OVER to a Belgian tour bus."
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Post by ClusterLizzy on Jan 1, 2010 22:52:24 GMT -5
One of my favorites is from 769 when Priest, Prince and 790 all meet in the White House. It's funny, cause they tell selected army recruits to "drop 'em".
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Post by voodooman on Jan 19, 2010 20:29:54 GMT -5
i loved the most conversation in 1st episode of season 2:
stan sing something like "if u need a man here for you red hot lovin stan, forget kai..." then 790 sings "nooo, u need meeeee, im tehcnologyyyyy" then stan say -no she needs me 790: -no! Me! Why she needs you? Stan: Because i am man, you are can! 790: You are man? That the news! Stan: But your are can! Not news!
It was very funny and natural (no that kind of unnatural earth based fun that was in season 4 that i dont realy like) And this ends with Stan: now you leave! No: no you leave! Zev: Im leaving!
This was really briliant most funny conversation imho.
Another funny moment was how Stan used Squish to force divine brains to sing the song as he wanted))
One more fav funny moment was in Supernova - Zev teased stan in shower, and tricked him to make him think he would have a sex, and then... well she left him alone with his dreams))
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Post by ClusterLizzy on Jan 24, 2010 14:04:30 GMT -5
791 790: On the planet, Xev will require a pressure suit, Stanley would not. Stanley: Why not? 790: The pressure suit will allow you to continue breathing, which is a bad idea.
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