The Book of Wrong

[Bebop]

Page #168 "The Book of Wrong"

" Ok, look....I can understand a lot of things people feel necessary to do in their lives.....but even I have to draw the line somewhere:

What the heck is up with the mullet??!!
You know what I am talking about....the half haicut that makes them look like they got their head caught in a woodchipper or still use a Flobie from 1982 to cut their hair.......
I find this to be socially disturbing........did noone tell these poor people that the 70's are over? Living in Tennessee I have the great pleasure of seeing them on a daily basis....on men and (even more disturbing) on women......
Yep. There's nothing more exciting than a guy with a mullet and a wife beater on, chewing tobacco, giving you the eye from across the bar......(and thanks to the movie Joe Dirt they think they're pimp-a-licious......Look it's not cool...it's not even luke warm at this point)......

Even Worse: a woman with a mullet and a wife beater, chewing tobacco, giving you the eye from across the bar like you are a Barbie doll dying to have her head ripped off........*shudder*....... "

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[TimBlackstone]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats is really funny. Personaly, I have always thought of mullets as a person stating they can't decide weather they want long or short hair. But hey, everyone is entitled to what ever hair style they want. It's cool with me as long as it's CLEAN.

I wonder if all those girls out there who think Kai is hot would think the same thing if he had a mullet! *sarcastic smirk* That would look REALLY FUNNY LOL!!!

[Bebop]

Page # 64 "The Book of Wrong"

" As a woman, I have had to endure all sorts of advances from men. Now I don't expect every man in the world to be a DonJuan, but sometimes I don't
think they even try. I have heard a handful of the dumbest lines from gentleman callers:

" I seem to have lost my phone number, may I have yours?"
-Only if you can guarantee that you will lose it as well....... (cheesemiester)


" Yo Baby! What's up? I'll tell you what; let's go to the movies. My mom can give us a ride in her minivan." (Keep in mind I am 24 and these tend to come from 16 year olds who think I'm their age......)
-Sorry but I think it's past your bedtime, Mini-thug.......

" If I wrote the alphabet, I'd put you and me together..." ( I know it's supposed to be "you and I", but that's not what he said....)
-Your obtuse use of english vernacular astounds me....... (Yep, thick-head never caught onto that one....thought I was paying him a compliment)

It's a wonder that there are women that these will work on....but I'm not one of them... "

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[Bebop]

Page #87 "The Book of Wrong"

" With the modern age came modern conviences of world travel and opportunity. SO why is it that America is the only country where we are not allowed to be rude to the immigrants who refuse to speak english? It's not politically correct.....OH HOGWASH!! If I take my silly non-french speaking butt to France, I'll be lucky if they don't spit in my food. But here? Noooo.
Ever had a japanese tourist scream at you in Japanese because you aren't helping them....all the while trying to figure out what the hell " Car Pone?" means....(They actually want a phone card to call with, after the 5th or so incident I translated correctly).....Ever try to explain to a busboy that the tables need busing only to have them give you a blank expression and rattle off like Speedy Gonzalez.......(which is totally understandable until you find out they've been living here for 5 years, or you hear them speaking english to the cook in the backhouse)
Now before the Social Etiquette Lynch Mob comes bearing torches....I have nothing against any other cultures or peoples.....But you would think if they live here they should speak the language instead of making me play pantomime for 15 minutes just to find out that they just wanted to know how much that candy bar was(the one that is already priced and marked, but that's a whole other rant)..and if they are visiting, have the understanding not to cuss you out because you can't understand them...in closing, if you expect me to be able to help you to the best of my ability....Speak the English!!!"

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